Theory Dreamer T-Shirts

'You are either going to be invited to a clock maker's factory or invent something called relative theory.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Desert Island BBQ

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

ET Mishap

Pigeon Little

Characters jumping out of a book.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Home Sweet Home

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Ice Cream Dreams.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."