Theory Dreamer T-Shirts

'You are either going to be invited to a clock maker's factory or invent something called relative theory.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Desert Island BBQ

ET Mishap

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Pigeon Little

Characters jumping out of a book.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."