Non-conformist Dreamer T-Shirts

'Like I said kid, Berserker, Swordsman or Oarsman. We don't have any classes for florists.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"Where the wild things were."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Imagine

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Phoenix

'All good things must come to an end.'

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory