Reformist Dreamer T-Shirts

"I had a nightmare that you and daddy wanted to defund the police instead of abolish them."

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

"Efficiency savings...protect front line services BLAH! BLAH! refocus on core objectives BLAH BLAH!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Where the wild things were."

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Phoenix

'All good things must come to an end.'

Imagine

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Citizen of the world.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."