Nonconformist Seeker T-Shirts

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Who does your hair? I can never seem to get enough lift, even though I tease it mercilessly. Sincerely, Stella. Stella, you hair will remain as flat and boring as you are until you let loose with your inner truth. You're a flat-haired, whiny, self-conscious tart who needs to free yourself of societal nonsense! So your hair is filled with inner truth? Mostly Crisco oil. A full can. Inner truth adds zest. Explains the outer stink.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Dare to be different.

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Frank Zappa

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I beg to differ."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Punk Angel

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

Dumbed Down Culture

"An ingenious choice, Madam - dispensing with the usual pretence of impressing one's guests in favour of amusing them!"

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'