Nonconformist Adventurer T-Shirts

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Now you can send it."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"...it's another metal detector."

Dare to be different.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Frank Zappa

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I beg to differ."

Pub Kendo.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

Punk Angel

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."