Anti-establishment Adventurer T-Shirts

Intermediate Slouching.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Punk Reindeer

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Outré or simply bad?"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Odd Mortarboards.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Two New Paintbrushes

The Eclectic Chair

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Pub Kendo.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Punk Angel

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"