Anti-establishment Adventurer Pillows

Intermediate Slouching.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Punk Reindeer

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

Odd Mortarboards.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I've started a blog.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Pub Kendo.

The Eclectic Chair

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Punk Angel

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."