Anti-establishment Thinker Pillows

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'I keep my money in a mattress. It's much safer than a bank!'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Punk Reindeer

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Intermediate Slouching.

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I have to read this disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this course belong to the professor and do not necessarily mean the university is left-wing."

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"We found this in your brain."

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

Atheist's Rule Ok.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Authoritarian capitalism

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Occupy everything!

'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'

"Conservative Liberal"

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'Yo, man! Actually, I'm a revolutionary! In protest against society I invested in health food stores... Accidentally, I became stinking rich with that...'

'My blog may be controversial but it's free speech.'

Free love

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.