Anti-establishment Rebel Pillows

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Tough Teddies

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Australian punk

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

The serious corporation

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

Intermediate Slouching.

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"You see it right?"

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Graffiti spraying strictly prohibited!!

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"