Anti-establishment Rebel Prints

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Punk Reindeer

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Tough Teddies

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Australian punk

The Surly Yoof

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Intermediate Slouching.

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"You see it right?"

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Tattoo Parlour: A Bishop gets a 'Go the Demons' tat.