Anti-authority Adventurer Pillows

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'It's not easy running an organization like this -- you have to be really tactful.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Pub Kendo.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Punk Angel

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Marcel Duchamp caricature

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Intermediate Slouching.

Man on Island.

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"Ice rink"

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Healthiest Forest Ever!

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.