Authority Adventurer Pillows

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Halo Frisbee.

Otto the SmartyCar!

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."