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Continental marshal

"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

Great coaching is about handing your coachee on when you don't know the answer...

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

"My new job involves leadership, what do you think I should do?"

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

Donkey reads 'Leadership Secrets of Lions'.

Campus police are dorm troopers.

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'