Authority Aficionados Pillows

'You know what I like about being the boss? I can take as long as I like to make a snap decision.'

"Sire. I fear that we shall have to turn back. He has a hi-vis vest and a road cone."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I'm worried about the abbot..."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

The Department of Lessons Learned...

"I like to keep things simple."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Continental marshal

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Well the good news is that 67 people want to attend the leadership course, the bad news is that 58 of them want to run it!"

The Codfather.

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

'You claim on your resume that you're a born leader.'

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'