Authority Figure Aficionado Pillows

'This is an exremely grave offence!'

'I can't prescribe anything for his midlife crisis but I know a high school principal who'll scare him out of it.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'She'll be back!!!'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Continental marshal

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Richard Wagner

"You are domineering, foulmouth and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"