Authority Figure Aficionado Gifts

'This is an exremely grave offence!'

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

'I can't prescribe anything for his midlife crisis but I know a high school principal who'll scare him out of it.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I make it a point to hire people smarter than me."

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

'It's true, nobody ever elected me C.E.O. However, I always just assumed I was.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'She'll be back!!!'

Alan Carr

Julianne Moore,

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Continental marshal

Noel Coward

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Richard Wagner