Authority Enthusiast Gifts

"I like to keep things simple."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

'Wow I'd love to get my staff to do that.'

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

"You never want to be taken to see her. Ms. Walker moonlights as a probation officer."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

Continental marshal

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

We see the US flag flying outside a government building, with the strips going vertically - US Government tackles obesity.