Authority Adventurer Gifts

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Halo Frisbee.

Otto the SmartyCar!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."