Justice Adventurer Gifts

Two men in jail: One wearing shirt with 'Guilty', the other with 'Guilty by Association'.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Fish hunting for men.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Moulting"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Violent Crime Statistics

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Mou...Man trap!

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Lady Justice.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Human Rights for All

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.