Junior Adventurer Gifts

"'What I Did on My Summer Vacation,' by special arrangement with the New Jersey State Police."

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Victors

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Would you like some wings?"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Child driving a toy car

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Boy pilot.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"What's your occupation?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"