Junior Adventurer Gifts

"'What I Did on My Summer Vacation,' by special arrangement with the New Jersey State Police."

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Victors

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Would you like some wings?"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Child driving a toy car

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Boy pilot.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"What's your occupation?"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'