Junior Explorers Gifts

TV and boy

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Quantum Psychic

Happy holidays for kids.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Fossil hunting

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'That shows how high the water was. The same thing happens in our bathtub.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Road Buddies

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Wild Child