Junior Traveler Gifts

"Hi kids, going anywhere nice this summer."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Ah...here they are!"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

A white collar cow.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Yipeee!"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"He keeps touching me!"

Car Journey.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"