Junior Traveler Gifts

"Hi kids, going anywhere nice this summer."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Vaccination Passport

"Ah...here they are!"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'She's still a novice yet.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

A white collar cow.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Yipeee!"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'Anything to declare?'

Car Journey.

"He keeps touching me!"

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"