Junior Explorer Gifts

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Garden.

"Where the wild things were."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Building a Shelter

Happy holidays for kids.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

New Age Store.

Baby Scientist

School trip little porters.

"I know it is of this earth...."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I could eat you.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."