Junior Explorer Mugs

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Garden.

"Where the wild things were."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Building a Shelter

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

New Age Store.

School trip little porters.

'I could eat you.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."