Future Traveler Gifts

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

Cryogenics: 'You can take it with you!'

'When I had myself cryogenically frozen 2 decades ago, I didn't expect to wake up with frost bite!'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Prevent Aging - Travel for years to the outer planets - return hardly a month older.

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Are we there yet?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Tourists in Egypt

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Birds with Headphones

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"They migrate here each summer."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Car Journey.

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Free WiFi

Climate Change Contingency House

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

Viva Las Vegas.

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Museum of 70's counter-culture

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Type Z Behaviour.

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."