Future Traveler T-Shirts

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

I'm biking through Tuscany, learning Italian this summer. Wow! I'm off to drama camp. How about you, Twig? I haven't decided which summer enrichment program to choose! Working for my dad or babysitting the Bartram kids. Ahh! The college fund enrichment program.

Cryogenics Lab. Oh, nothing long term … I'd just like to sleep through the election year.

Cryogenics: 'You can take it with you!'

'When I had myself cryogenically frozen 2 decades ago, I didn't expect to wake up with frost bite!'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Prevent Aging - Travel for years to the outer planets - return hardly a month older.

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"I wonder if Nielsen knows how many demographic units spend September through May in school."

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists in Egypt

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Birds with Headphones

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"They migrate here each summer."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Car Journey.

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

Free WiFi

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Climate Change Contingency House

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."