Future Tourists T-Shirts

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Noah's Ark

Le Roi Kong

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"She wrote a diary, not a blog."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'Someday I'll go to school like the big kids!'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

Hope

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

'When I had myself cryogenically frozen 2 decades ago, I didn't expect to wake up with frost bite!'

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

The Faith-Based Family

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"So, if you could date anyone, who would it be?"

"I'm not very tech-savvy. I only recently learned that 'call or click' doesn't involve castanets."

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

Summer Globe

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"