Future Tourists Mugs

On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

Le Roi Kong

Noah's Ark

"She wrote a diary, not a blog."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

'Someday I'll go to school like the big kids!'

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

Hope

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

The Faith-Based Family

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

"I'm not very tech-savvy. I only recently learned that 'call or click' doesn't involve castanets."

'When I had myself cryogenically frozen 2 decades ago, I didn't expect to wake up with frost bite!'

Summer Globe

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

Business Temples

"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"