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Journey to the Land of Enchantment

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'

'Keep an eye on this one.'

"I think you'll just have to face the fact, dear, that you're not really a Hummingbird and you can't fly to Mexico with them!"

"Mark my words, one day I'll own one of those."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

What else is there to wish for?

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Tourists in Egypt

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Early model of baggage claim"