Senior Adventurer Gifts

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.

'Oh, that's Belford. At 90 years of age, it takes him two days to play 18 holes.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"One year closer to college!"

Cats on Board.

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Son burying his dad in sand

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Altar Ego

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

real enjoyment

Crabbing

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

Women

Sticking out tongue

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."