Senior Adventure Gifts

Older Dads

Cats on Board.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Tourist

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"My memory's not too good these days."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

When Seniors Fly

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"Hello, Dr. Moreno? I wanted to tell you how nice it was to visit you today, but I'm not sure I needed all the pill samples...especially since I'm not sick."

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

"Show-off!"

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

The Name Brain

Makes me feel young again!

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

'George is on some weird pill...'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.

No Scooter Joy Riding!

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."