Senior Wanderlust Gifts

"The scary part of retirement wouldn't be just financial. It would be having Larry around all the time."

Cats on Board.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Mass Travel

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Rainbow/Horizon

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

Freddie's water

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

Souvenirs

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Hotel Room

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"She's all yours."

'Are we there yet?!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Backpacker in the cloud forest

'Mom, I hate camping! I can't even get a cell signal!' 'Well, sweetie, if we'd known you were going to be unhappy, we'd have sent you to Paris instead.' 'Really?' 'Did I say Paris? I meant a convent living with nuns.'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Travel changed me."