Wandering Senior Gifts

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

The experienced backpacker.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Backpacker

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

Holiday snaps of airport delays.

These retirement do's aren't as wild as I remember!

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Roller Skating Pensioner

Hitchiking Instead Of Flying...

You are here.

"Why not join a cult or something."

Here, there, everywhere

Middle Age: When you still believe you'll feel better in the morning!

Lift chair fun!

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

'St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realised he was lost.'

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

Friends With Social Security Benefits

"I know. You're confused. It's about now he usually says 'but I digress'...."

"The scary part of retirement wouldn't be just financial. It would be having Larry around all the time."

'We've been wandering in the desert for twenty years -- don't You know any short cuts?'

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