Wandering Senior Gifts

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The experienced backpacker.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Backpacker

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

Holiday snaps of airport delays.

These retirement do's aren't as wild as I remember!

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

Roller Skating Pensioner

Hitchiking Instead Of Flying...

You are here.

"Why not join a cult or something."

Here, there, everywhere

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

'St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realised he was lost.'

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

Middle Age: When you still believe you'll feel better in the morning!

Trans-continental Meditation. 'Are we there yet?'

Friends With Social Security Benefits

I think I came right of my midlife crisis and smacked right into my second childhood!

"The scary part of retirement wouldn't be just financial. It would be having Larry around all the time."

"I know. You're confused. It's about now he usually says 'but I digress'...."

'We've been wandering in the desert for twenty years -- don't You know any short cuts?'