Playful Senior Gifts

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

''No, sir, adult living doesn't mean X-rated."

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"Show-off!"

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Second childhood menu, please!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Me retire? Never!!!'

"The wild walker"

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

"He's been in there for about three weeks. . . I warned him that he was too old to sit in a seventies bean bag."