Cheerful Senior Gifts

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Teacher and students.

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

100th Birthday

'I don't know what's the matter - I just don't seem to have my old zip.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"The wild walker"

Getting Old with Gramps.

Senior Pick-Up Lines

Lift chair fun!

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

"It's mostly my medications and adjustable mattress."

"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

Next rest area 8 feet

"Come on girl, let's hit the road!"

"Welcome to my third annual Senior Soak-A-Palooza!"

"What's the exit strategy for this clappy thingy?"

Old aged injured women making a human pyramid in a cheerleading team.

"So, we meet again."