Fun-loving Senior Gifts

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"The wild walker"

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"Welcome to my third annual Senior Soak-A-Palooza!"

60th Birthday

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Old man has a walking stick case.

'Did someone say something?'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"Show-off!"

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'Aha, the vitamins for seniors swaps additives for preservatives.'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

As-Serious-As-a-Heart-Attack Putty

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"This is Norman - eighty-seven and never a mid-life crisis in his life."

"You've lost a little weight since your last physical, but you're also two inches shorter."

'Second childhood menu, please!'