Playful Retiree Gifts

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Todays feisty seniors

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

Elderly Dating

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

"The wild walker"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

Lift chair fun!

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

"He's been in there for about three weeks. . . I warned him that he was too old to sit in a seventies bean bag."