Playful Elder Gifts

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Rock on Grandma!

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'You are always living in the past!'

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

At the Old Bikers' Home

Elderly tightrope walker.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Makes me feel young again!

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"Sorry about the expletive."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"The wild walker"

100th Birthday

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

'Acme toys' 'In case of fire, water pistol'

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!