Playful Pensioner Gifts

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Ice Cream Surgeon

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Good book?'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Fido phones

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

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