Quirky Retiree Gifts

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

Elderly Dating

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

'I looked forward to retirement. Now, thanks to the economy, I'm looking at re-hirement.'

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"Look, it's not ideal but we both have to live with it."

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

The Odd Duck

Todays feisty seniors

"You do realize that I'm retired too?"