Cheeky Retiree Gifts

''No, sir, adult living doesn't mean X-rated."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Sticking out tongue

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Justice for a heckler.

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

Easter Island

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

Football Fantasies