Cheeky Retiree Pillows

''No, sir, adult living doesn't mean X-rated."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Sticking out tongue

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Justice for a heckler.

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'Big Issue!'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

Easter Island

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

Clean Fill Wanted

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'