Cheeky Senior Pillows

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Sticking out tongue

Justice for a heckler.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Your dump or mine..?"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

"When it comes to hide and seek I think this might be cheating."

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

"I'm doing well at school. My teacher says I've got an answer for everything."

Clean Fill Wanted

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Good afternoon, Sir. Did you know a canvasser becomes frustrated and violent every 24 minutes in this country?