Playful Pensioners Gifts

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"Marge, start packing. We're moving up the road to 'Coming-Out-Of Retirement Village'."

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

When Seniors Fly

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Young MacDonald

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Teddy organ grinder

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"The wild walker"

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"