Playful Pensioners Mugs

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"Marge, start packing. We're moving up the road to 'Coming-Out-Of Retirement Village'."

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

When Seniors Fly

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Young MacDonald

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

Teddy organ grinder

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Baby Making on Board

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"The wild walker"

'Second childhood menu, please!'