Fun-loving Seniors Mugs

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Bed and Breakfast

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

At the Old Bikers' Home

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"The wild walker"

'Me retire? Never!!!'

'I don't know what's the matter - I just don't seem to have my old zip.'

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Roller Skating Pensioner

"He's been in there for about three weeks. . . I warned him that he was too old to sit in a seventies bean bag."

Lift chair fun!

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Getting Old with Gramps.

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'