Fun-loving Seniors Pillows

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Bed and Breakfast

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

At the Old Bikers' Home

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'I don't know what's the matter - I just don't seem to have my old zip.'

'Me retire? Never!!!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"The wild walker"

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

Exercise Classes for the over 60s - Pottering 8pm.

Roller Skating Pensioner

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Lift chair fun!

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

"He's been in there for about three weeks. . . I warned him that he was too old to sit in a seventies bean bag."

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'