Fun-loving Retirees Gifts

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Pilot with champagne.

Church Basement Foodie

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Old Karate Master

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Bed and Breakfast

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Twins

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

Dun spellchecking.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'