Seniors Seeking Leisure Gifts

Bed and Breakfast

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"I don't know who you are!"

Old Frogs' Home

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

When Seniors Fly

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

Alf wondered if he was getting too old for golf.

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Feel good.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as scrolling down to find my year of birth."

'Me retire? Never!!!'

"The wild walker"

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

No Scooter Joy Riding!

Pensioners Ahead

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."

'I don't know what's the matter - I just don't seem to have my old zip.'