Seniors' Activities Gifts

Pensioner being chased up stair lift by pensioners.

Cats on Board.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I don't know who you are!"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Bed and Breakfast

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Old Frogs' Home

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

Pensioner's Romance

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.